Top5 TV Nerds - 05. Rajesh “Raj” KoothrappaliRaj: These methods come from the ancient gurus of India, and have helped me conquer my own fears.
Sheldon: And yet you can’t speak to women.
Raj: True, but thanks to meditation, I am able to stay in the same room with them without urinating.
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RAJ: Okay, in Avatar, when they have sex in Pandora, they hook up their ponytails. So we know that ponytails, are like their junk.
HOWARD: Yeah. So?
RAJ: So when they ride on the horses and fly on the birds, they also use their ponytails.
HOWARD: What’s your point?
RAJ: My point is, if I was a horse or a bird, I’d be very nervous around James Cameron.
The Big Bang Theory, 3x18: The Pants Alternative
Howard : Damn, paper cut. Nothing worse than a paper cut.
Raj : Well, obviously you don’t remember your circumcision.
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