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The best non-verified celebrity on Twitter, plus a source of generable adorableness and positivity. You might know him as Rajesh Koothrappali.
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[Raj walks in with Darth Vader music playing from his shirt]LEONARD: Will you please turn your shirt off?RAJ: What? I’m giving myself dramatic entrance music. People will know I’m awesome and to be feared.HOWARD: Right. There’s nothing more awesome and frightening than a man who has music blasting from between his nipples.
The Big Bang Theory, 3x16: The Excelsior Acquisition](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kynua3kOr61qb2axzo1_500.png)
[Raj walks in with Darth Vader music playing from his shirt]
LEONARD: Will you please turn your shirt off?
RAJ: What? I’m giving myself dramatic entrance music. People will know I’m awesome and to be feared.
HOWARD: Right. There’s nothing more awesome and frightening than a man who has music blasting from between his nipples.The Big Bang Theory, 3x16: The Excelsior Acquisition
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Raj: Oh, my goodness, look at this room! Champagne! Roses! Oh! And little chocolates! This is going to be the best Valentine’s Day ever.
Leonard: Yeah, I forgot about all this.
Raj: But I never will.The Big Bang Theory (The Large Hadron Collider, 3x15)
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secondhandjoy:betternovembers:
HOWARD: Hey! Look who’s back!
SHELDON: Interesting. The acquaintance is the first to greet me.
The Big Bang Theory, 3x13 The Bozeman Reaction
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Leonard: Howard lives with his mother and Raj can’t speak to women unless he’s drunk. Go. Beverly: That’s fascinating. Selective mutism is quite rare. On the other hand, an adult Jewish male living with his mother is so common it borders on sociological cliché. Howard: It’s just temporary; I pay rent. Leonard: He lives in the same room where his bassinet was. Beverly: You know, both selective mutism and an inability to separate from one’s mother can stem from a pathological fear of women. It might explain why the two of you have created an ersatz homosexual marriage to satisfy your need for intimacy. Howard: Say what? Raj: [WHISPERS IN HIS EAR] Howard: That’s basically what I just said. Leonard: You brought your husband to work. You know the rules.
The Big Bang Theory 2.15 - The Maternal Capacitance](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktw5jxeeCF1qa7qulo1_500.png)
Leonard: Howard lives with his mother and Raj can’t speak to women unless he’s drunk. Go.
Beverly: That’s fascinating. Selective mutism is quite rare. On the other hand, an adult Jewish male living with his mother is so common it borders on sociological cliché.
Howard: It’s just temporary; I pay rent.
Leonard: He lives in the same room where his bassinet was.
Beverly: You know, both selective mutism and an inability to separate from one’s mother can stem from a pathological fear of women. It might explain why the two of you have created an ersatz homosexual marriage to satisfy your need for intimacy.
Howard: Say what?
Raj: [WHISPERS IN HIS EAR]
Howard: That’s basically what I just said.
Leonard: You brought your husband to work. You know the rules.The Big Bang Theory 2.15 - The Maternal Capacitance
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Leonard: Sheldon, what you need to do is figure out a way to exact vengeance on Kripke, like, ah, like how the Joker got back at Batman for putting him in the Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane.
Raj: That’s true, he didn’t just stay there and talk about his feelings with the other psychotic villains, he broke out and poisoned Gotham’s water supply. -
Raj: And the next morning, when he woke up… he rolled over and realized… DUN DUN DUNNNNN…. she was his cousin!
Howard: That’s still not funny.The Big Bang Theory, 3.08: The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
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RAJ: If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed, and I would be their king.LEONARD: I hate my name. It has “nerd” in it! Len-nerd.HOWARD: I lost my virginity to my cousin Jeanie.RAJ: I would be kind to my rabbit subjects! …At first.LEONARD: You know what’s a cool name? Angelo. That has “angel” and “jello” in it!HOWARD: It was my uncle Murray’s funeral, we were all back at my Aunt Barbara’s house. Our eyes locked over the pickled herring … we never meant for it to happen!RAJ: One day, I’ll hold a great ball for the president of France but the rabbits, they hate me and don’t come. I’m embarrassed so I eat all the lettuce in the world and make them watch.LEONARD: People could call me Angie. [lowers voice] “Yo Angie, how’s it going?”HOWARD: To this day I can’t look at pickled herring without being aroused and ashamed. Oh, cousin Jeanie.
The Big Bang Theory, 3x08 The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS EPISODE WAS GOLD.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt8nzixjWh1qa0ccjo1_500.png)
RAJ: If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed, and I would be their king.
LEONARD: I hate my name. It has “nerd” in it! Len-nerd.
HOWARD: I lost my virginity to my cousin Jeanie.
RAJ: I would be kind to my rabbit subjects! …At first.
LEONARD: You know what’s a cool name? Angelo. That has “angel” and “jello” in it!
HOWARD: It was my uncle Murray’s funeral, we were all back at my Aunt Barbara’s house. Our eyes locked over the pickled herring … we never meant for it to happen!
RAJ: One day, I’ll hold a great ball for the president of France but the rabbits, they hate me and don’t come. I’m embarrassed so I eat all the lettuce in the world and make them watch.
LEONARD: People could call me Angie. [lowers voice] “Yo Angie, how’s it going?”
HOWARD: To this day I can’t look at pickled herring without being aroused and ashamed. Oh, cousin Jeanie.The Big Bang Theory, 3x08 The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS EPISODE WAS GOLD.
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