RAJ: Okay, in Avatar, when they have sex in Pandora, they hook up their ponytails. So we know that ponytails, are like their junk.
HOWARD: Yeah. So?
RAJ: So when they ride on the horses and fly on the birds, they also use their ponytails.
HOWARD: What’s your point?
RAJ: My point is, if I was a horse or a bird, I’d be very nervous around James Cameron.
The Big Bang Theory, 3x18: The Pants Alternative
Howard : Damn, paper cut. Nothing worse than a paper cut.
Raj : Well, obviously you don’t remember your circumcision.
The Big Bang Theory 3.16 - The Excelsior Acquisition
[Raj walks in with Darth Vader music playing from his shirt]
LEONARD: Will you please turn your shirt off?
RAJ: What? I’m giving myself dramatic entrance music. People will know I’m awesome and to be feared.
HOWARD: Right. There’s nothing more awesome and frightening than a man who has music blasting from between his nipples.
The Big Bang Theory, 3x16: The Excelsior Acquisition
HOWARD: Hey! Look who’s back!
SHELDON: Interesting. The acquaintance is the first to greet me.
The Big Bang Theory, 3x13 The Bozeman Reaction
SHELDON; Alright, you have a wager.
RAJ; Great. How are you going to settle it? There’s no way to determine the species of the cricket without examining it.
RAJ; I wonder what the non-pathetic people are doing tonight.
The Big Bang Theory, 3x02 The Jiminy Conjecture